The "Trump Experience" at Kennedy Center
New Interactive Attraction Coming Soon
An inside source at the Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts has told News Vac that plans are being made for an interactive exhibit on the Trump Presidency. As a leaked prospectus says, the exhibit “will cement Donald Trump’s legacy as our country’s greatest patriot and leader.”
Brainstorming for virtual attraction ideas is ongoing. Here are a few that have been green-lighted to date. News Vac will reveal new attractions as we learn about them.
Visitors to the Trump Experience will be able to:
Manipulate the hand of God. Bend time and space to curve a bullet away from the President and fulfill Biblical prophecy.
Drive golf balls over the border into Canada. Have your balls fetched by Navy Seals and cleaned by Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney.
Get your shoulders massaged by faith leaders. Relax while prominent ministers from around the country exhort you to pursue your destiny. Green screen technology will project your face onto President Trump’s body. Enter your name to have the experience personalized! Speak in tongues to adjust the massage chair’s voice-activated settings.
